Bella: Im not scared of you
Edward: You really shouldnt of said that

Edward: So the lion fell in love with the lamb
Bella: What a stupid lamb
Edward: What a sick masochistic lion

Bella: Why am i covered in feathers?
Edward: I bit a pillow. Or two. That’s not what I’m talking about

Alice: Fine, lets play rock, paper, scissors
Edward: Just tell me who wins
Alice: I do. Excellent.

Bella: Well there's an awful lot of headboard left-

Mike: So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I've never seen him act like that

Edward: What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?

Edward: I told you - I got tired of trying to stay away from you. So I am giving up.

Edward: Just prattle about something unimportant until I calm down

Edward: Trust me just this once - you are the opposite of ordinary

Edward: Out of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving

Edward: And you're worried, not because you're headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?

Edward: I may not be a human, but I am a man

Edward: Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on tourturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand...

Edward: Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end

Edward: All right. Forget time limits. If you want me to be the one - then you’ll just have to meet one condition. Marry me first

Bella: Oh, please, please no! Please tell me you are not trying to have a sex talk with me, Charlie.

Bella: Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety consious behavior

Edward: Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?

Edward: I'll be back soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart - I've left it with you

Edward: You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating

Edward: I promised we would try, If …if I do something wrong, if I hurt you, you must tell me at once
Bella: Don’t be afraid. We belong together
Edward: Forever

Edward: Do not say the word fine. If you value my sanity, do not say that you are fine

Edward: I’ll have to buy Esme a new bed frame

Edward: The only parents in the world who don’t need sleep, and our child already sleeps through the night